Myth-Ion Improbable — Robert Asprin

IMPROBABLE MYTH-ION FORCE

Skeeve: Apprentice Wizard.
Aahz: Skeeve's mentor, a bad-tempered, scaly green Pervect.
Tanda: Beautiful ex-assassin, and dimension-hopper extraordinaire.

THEIR MYTH-ION
To journey into the Kowtow realm, and retrieve a golden cow that lives in a golden palace and gives gold-laced milk. But Kowtow is a land of vegetarian cowboys, hell-bent on protecting their livestock--and deeply afraid of something that comes out after dark...