Muon Mimi — Yoko Bongo

I go by Mimi. My whole name is Megumi Joan Anderson. Just take out the gu and you get Mimi. My mom is Japanese, and my dad, he's not. I'm from Northern California (the good part, with the wine, not the bad part with the Oakland). It's 2019. We have a pussy-grabber for a president, and I'm writing this book on an iPhone. So what I'm going for is the quintessential twenty-first century picaresque bildungsroman of colloquial meta-referencing gobbledygook bordering on the self-indulgent,whose aim is to entertain, except my story is totally real. And like, ISIS gets involved, and I get papers written about me. I fly around Australia and bend time with some dude, and all this crazy stuff goes down. It'll be fun. I promise.