MR Minotaur's Minor Tour — Seymour Jacklin

Mr Minotaur thinks that he's totally EPIC! But really, he's the least popular teacher in the school. He's scruffy, beardy and boring, and his classroom is so messy that the children actually want to tidy it up. He's also a nosy parker. One night, on his way home from a parents' evening his nosiness leads him into danger. Then his clumsiness makes it worse. And so begin his strange adventures, through many dimensions in time and space, meeting a cast of strange beings and experiencing more than his fair share of EXPLOSIONS! Will he ever get home again to his mouldy slippers and his beloved newspaper? Or will he be lost forever on the other side of the emerald portal?