Milrose Munce and the Den of Professional Help — Douglas Anthony Cooper

WELCOME to Milrose Munce's school: where the third floor houses the science labs, as well as Milrose's best dead pals (Cryogenic Kelvin, who froze horribly and shattered into ice cubes, and Deeply Damaged Dave, whose fatal fascination with explosives has carried on into the afterlife); where the basement is home to a generally dim bunch of ghostly athletes who smashed themselves up on the playing field; where the second floor hosts the annoying post-mortem poet of indigestion, Poisoned Percy; and where the first floor terrifies the ghostly gangs of teens, for sinister reasons that Milrose and his new-found living friend Arabella will soon discover, deep in the dreaded . . . Den of Professional Help