Million Dollar Mess — James Patterson; Martin Chatterton

In this laugh-out-loud funny installment of a #1 New York Times bestselling series, Rafe inherits a million dollars -- and a million problems -- as he finds himself struggling to fit in at one of the snobbiest schools in the country.

When Rafe discovers that he's inherited a fortune, it's not all good news. Sure, he gets an all-expenses-paid trip to glamorous Beverly Hills…. but he also has to go to school while he's in California. Blergh. And not just any schoolâ€"St. Benedict's, the snobbiest of snobby establishments. You can bet your bottom dollar that Rafe doesn't exactly fit in. Toss in a ramshackle house Rafe's family has to live in before they can inherit the money and a group of bullies who make Miller the Killer look downright friendly, and this trip might be more trash than treasure.   
 
Rafe finds himself in the middle of a very big mess. Can he tidy his life up, or will he be sent packing?