Match Play — Blair Babylon

Billionaire Mitchell Saltonstall needs a fiancée, right now, and a pretend-fiancée is just fine with him.One drunken New Year's Eve, Mitchell and his buddies wagered a hundred mil each against Gabriel The Shark Fish that they were better at business than he was. Never, ever bet that kind of cash against a guy with a nickname like The Shark.Mitchell tried to buy a golf course, but that fell through. He tried to buy a sports store, and that deal blew up in his face. Finally, he found a golf tee-times booking app that was floundering. He bought it from the original investors for pennies on the dollar and rechristened it Match Play, a dating service app for single golfers, assuring them that It's just golf! and they can Play A Round with golfing singles in their area.Oh, the puns are endless, but pictures of giant knobby-headed drivers are strictly forbidden.The problem is that Mitchell accidentally became the face of Match Play in an interview, and no one will trust a dating app with a single CEO.The very last person he should have conscripted to be his fake fiancée was Arielle Carter, the cute, sassy blond secretary in the front office, whom he'd literally grabbed around the waist during an interview and dragged against his side, whispering that he'd pay her ten thousand dollars to kiss him for the cameras.