Mascot Madness! — Andy Griffiths

Henry's school is not like other schools. It's fun.

Life is never, ever boring at Northwest Southeast Central School. Lessons there include:

- How to dodge killer attack dogs
- How to be the best banana you can possibly be
- How to triumph at any sport you try

Northwest Southeast Central is facing its biggest challenge yet - a fierce athletic faceoff against the menacing Northwest West Academy. Northwest West has an attack dog mascot, a coach who used to be a pro wrestler, and a desire to wipe the field with its opponents. Meanwhile, Northwest Southeast Central has ... a banana.

Yes, a banana.

But this is no ordinary banana. And this isn't going to be an ordinary sporting event. No, this is going to go down as the silliest, craziest, wackiest, and funniest competition in all of sports history!