Lou's Tattoos — Iris Chacon

Tattooist Lourdes O'Malley idolizes photog Galen Randall, but when he pursues her, her motorcycle-gang fan/clients mistake Randall for a mob hitman trying to kill her. Galen Randall fears no elephant, python, lion, or rhino through his camera lens, but he's deathly afraid of airplanes. A random seat assignment pairs him with Lou O'Malley and puts him in the crosshairs of a clumsy, well-intentioned, ill-informed bevy of biker buffoons.