Klutzy Love — Sharon Kleve

Corny is a hot chick with a great job that she loves. All that changed in the blink of an eye when her boss had an accident involving an oversized rubber band. She's still a hot chick, but her boss is dead. Steve Spears is a seasoned narcotics cop who ends up wanting to strangle Corny on a regular basis. After finding out Corny's dream of opening a pet detective business, he decides he doesn't want a girlfriend who routinely puts herself in danger. That's his job! Corny misses Steve, but she's getting on with her life. She decides to get a month's worth of dating out of the way in a single night, by combining her three favorite things -- men, food, and alcohol. Steve's big gun and cop's intuition saves Corny's life, but not from another trip to the emergency room. He makes Corny promise never to get hurt again -- she agreed, but has her fingers crossed behind her back.