Kevin The Troll — Doug MacLeod

He is crafty and cranky, mysterious and moody, and he wants children pie for his seven hundredth birthday. He is Kevin the Troll and he has his wicked little eye fixed on you . . . Nearly all the trolls look up to him. Incredibly, by the end of this hilariously twisted adventure, you will too. Besides some remarkable trolls and ingenious humans, you will meet a chocolate giant, thirteen angry ghosts and a psychic called Rendor, who only predicts the opposite of what will happen. Take Rendor's word for it. You will absolutely hate this book.