Just Pardon My French — Jinx Schwartz

Hetta Coffey is a sassy Texan with a snazzy yacht, and she's not afraid to use it! She's living aboard her forty-five foot boat in Mexico's spectacular Sea of Cortez, taking work where she can get it and, characteristically, she isn't all that concerned about any pesky legalities involved. Docked at a pricey marina in La Paz, her cruising kitty is taking a hit, so when she's offered a dream job, she jumps on it. All she has to do is act as a courier, babysitting equipment and sensitive documentation for her former employer to their new offices in France. Not only does she get to revisit a country she once lived in and loved, she'll meet with her significant other, Jenks Jenkins, in Paris. Oh là là! An easy job and a romantic vacation, all paid for; what could possibly go wrong? With Hetta? Just about everything.