Inflatable Hugh — Terry Ravenscroft

We couldn't be meeting The Right Hon Hugh Pugh, MP, Secretary of State for Transport, at a worse time. The next general election is only months away and it's a racing certainty that following it he will be out of a job. As things stand at the moment he can only just keep his head above water on his ministerial income, plus what he's still able to fiddle on expenses. With maintenance payments to make to three ex-wives, three of his children at private schools, and the latest in a string of high maintenance girlfriends to keep fed, shod and watered, his future doesn't bear thinking about. But fate now takes a hand when he inherits his late brother's inflatable rubber woman factory. Salvation! Hugh Pugh breathes a sigh of relief; a comfortable future is now guaranteed. However he hasn't reckoned with the twin forces of Vigilantes Against Sex Toys, and Elton Arbuckle, an undergraduate reading Sex and Inflatable Rubber Woman Studies at Cleek University.