I'm A Celebrity. Kill Me (Episode 3) — Richard Hennerley

Praise for the I Really, Really Want It series:"Masterfully debunks the exquisitely perceived realm of celebrity. A riveting thriller from the start. truly original and distinctive." (Bookviral.com)"Clever prose. bitingly ironic and dark.a fast-paced story that will leave you breathless." (iamindeed.com)"A darkly addictive world you won't soon forget." (bestthrillers.com)"A rollicking tale of unrestrained celebrity depravity!" (itsarandomworld.com)A darkly comic thriller about love, life, sex, celebrity, handbags and possibly a vampire. Celebrities can behave very, very badly. Meet the man who picks up the pieces. And buries the bodies. Andrew Manning has spent twenty years repackaging and reviving celebrities whose careers have been overshadowed by scandal and is now the very special agent to a stellar list of stars. Shelley Bright, singer and fashion icon, wants a divorce from her secretly gay Premier League footballer husband. She asks Andrew to blackmail him. Will he help her and what is Shelley's own destructive secret? Reality TV star Joey Camp's career goes into free-fall after he launches an expletive-laden attack on The Queen: how far is Andrew ready to go to save Joey's career and exactly why is Joey looking so ill? Janey Jax, international Pop Goddess, what is it she wants that is so twisted and sick it makes Andrew's flesh crawl and what on earth is going on with her teeth?Meanwhile, Johnny, Andrew's partner, begins a descent into "celebrity-induced psychosis." There are voices in his head, and they tell him to kill celebrities. Will Andrew be able to balance the demands of so many different and desperate characters, or will he just end up dead?"The pace is breathtaking. hugely entertaining and a great read!" US REVIEWS"Insightful, intelligent and vibrantly engaging. Highly recommended." US REVIEWS"Deliciously dark. when it ended I wanted more." UK REVIEWSIn this episode: Joey's condition goes from bad to worse, but at least he's not dead. Yet. Panic