Dear St. Nicholas --
What we'd really like for Xmas this year is:
An Irish Estate
Mountains of Sugarplums (Too fattening)
A Quiet Elopement
Someone to (burn) close down all the London clubs-- (like White's) !
Marriage to a Man who is Honest, Loving, Sexy, Handaome, and Titled.
But we know there aren't enough of those to go around .. are there?
Four hopeful English Ladies
P.S. Caroline should really, really like Lord Rochester's son, if he's at all available.