How Not To Acquire A Castle — Amy Laurens

Evil Overlord in training? Check.

Successfully hidden the true depths of her powers for four years so no one kills her? Check.

Graduating at the top of her class from the Evil Overlord Academy so she can acquire her castle? ...Uncertain. And Mercury loathes uncertainty.

If that smarmy git Deviran beats her for first place, Mercury needs to rethink her plans. Because the Tumul Tuos castle belongs to her. No matter what it takes to convince everyone else.

Comic fantasy for fans of Terry Pratchett that will leave you laughing, crying--and questioning everything you ever thought you knew about ferrets.