It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the Cupcaked Crusader!
Horace Splattly, the Cupcaked Crusader, is the smallest ten-year-old in town. Victim of his brilliant little sister's experiments, empowered by her chemically altered cupcakes and mortified by the purple costume she makes him wear, Horace flies through the skies of Blootinville foiling evil. But it's pretty hard to foil evil in Blootinville; not much goes on in Horace's sunny little town -- until one fateful day, when a gigantic, man-eating monster appears on the playground at sunset! Can the Cupcaked Crusader save the town, or will Horace become monster chow?
I think your adventures as the Cupcaked Crusader are a fun read from beginning to end. You're definitely my kind of superhero. I can't wait to tell Spider-Man all about you.
Your newest fan,
Creator of X-Men and Spider-Man