HINDU UNTO OTHERS
Maharaji Gupta Mahesh Dor -- chubby teenaged guru and video game whiz -- has been collecting an odd assortment of nubile western nymphets and brainwashed Baptist ministers to help bring his divine message of love to the world. But it seems the would-be converts who've been having trouble buying the Blissful Master's divine bull have been turning up not-so-blissfully dead!
Now the peach fuzz prophet's bringing his "Blissathon" to San Francisco. And Sinanju deathmaster Chiun's number one disciple. Remo Williams, is planning on being backstage among the fake fakir's faithful to welcome the murdering half-pint holy roly-poly to America, Destroyer-style!