Hitman — R. Mac Wheeler

12 ounces of mayhem, scream of sarcasm, trounce of romance, dash of terror -- Slacker Jon Reagan bungles along with his caped crusader partners and continues to pay for his poor decision to hunt wanted criminals for a living. How long he lives is always in question. Past entanglements embroil the crew in more adventures in the fringes of legality with mob hitmen, money launderers, sociopaths, and dubious love interests. Jon proves a little dumb luck and absolute stupidity works for him. Maybe next time he'll apply careful planning, skill, and cunning. If he had any.