Hickory Daiquiri Dock — Tim Federle

Move over, Mother Goose.

Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist -- the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere.

Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to.

Drinks include:
-- Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo
-- Jack and Coke (and Jill)
-- Ring Around the Rosé
-- Old MacDonald Had a Flask
-- Baa, Baa, Black Russian
-- and more!