Why does Phillip Manning accuse respectable Darcy Kincaid of being a high-class hooker? Why does Darcy's teenage sister hit him over the head with a gin bottle? Darcy doesn't know the answers only that Phillip conducts the strangest job interview. And that suddenly she's promising to soothe his fevered brow all night!
Somehow Phillip's study of suburban prostitution has run amok. Now he's got a bump on his head and a longing in his soul for a woman who dyes his shirt pink, sets hamburgers on fire, and cures headaches with kisses! Can he survive such chaos? Or will Darcy's unique brand of hanky-panky drive him crazy in love?