Hairdos of the Mildly Depressed — Doug Crandell

Brad Orville always envied his brother Compton's hair. Brad started losing his hair in seventh grade. Compton could score a date with just a flick of his flowing locks. But when womanizing Compton suffers a brain injury from a jealous husband, Brad becomes his brother's caretaker. And while Brad seeks courtship under the cover of a bad rug, Compton joins ranks with a radical ecogroup to save the family farmhouse.