Good Too Too and Bad Too Too — Michael Verrett

Ms. Too Too and two twin boys called Good Too Too and Bad Too Too. Bad Too Too and his pet alligator, Archibald, cause trouble at home and at school. Ms. Too Too takes her son to a doctor, a scientist, and a barber for help - but no one knows what to do about Bad Too Too. Then one day, Bad Too Too runs off with pirates. Perhaps the pirates can straighten out Bad Too Too.