Footy Shorts — Lynch Mark

A collection of laugh-out-loud Aussie Rules jokes, cartoons and quotes covering the very best - and worst - of the game's humour. Featuring quotes from classic AFL greats like Jack Dyer ('If Checker Hughes were alive today, he'd be rolling in his grave') and Dennis Cometti ('He went into the pack optimistically and came out misty optically'), to those unforgettable players like Warwick Capper ('I think I'm Australia's answer to Paris Hilton'), this book has something for every AFL aficionado. the perfect Christmas stocking-filler for the footy fan.