Fifty Shades of BenGay

Anesthesia Peel meets Crispin BenGay, a filthy rich and incredibly hunkalicious entrepreneur, during an interview for her beauty-school newspaper. BenGay is mysteriously attracted to Ana, a social zero who's never even used email. He makes her his submissive, to have, to hold and to hurt. Fifty Shades of BenGay puts a whole new spin on the bestselling romance novel with a soft-porn filling. That ridiculous contract: Hard limits: No acts involving clowns or mimes....Laughable lovemaking: His mouth finds mine, which isn't hard, considering how big my mouth is....Ana's multiple personalities: My inner goddess is picking her nose....Those ludicrous emails. Crispin: About our 'deal': thanks, but no thanks. P.S. Can I keep the laptop? This book is intended for immature adults. It contains explicit scenes of a physically impossible nature.