Elle-Maid Will Make You Pay — J.R. Pearse Nelson

Beware the stinging vengeance of tiny people...

Mr. Gordon was a practical man. He believed church was for holidays, if then, but was religious about his semi-annual dentist visits. He believed in eating a good, hearty breakfast after his morning workout, and letting the cat out before he left for his long workday. What he couldn't understand was how the creature could get into trouble so fast.