Eight and a Half Light Years from Home — David White

A spaceship with corrupted software crashes on a cold February evening in front of a Coast Guard helicopter. Immediately, the incident is reported to the Secretary of Defense who orders the craft and beings on board to be transported to Area 51 by a NASA exo-biologist roused from his sleep in the middle of the night.“I became an exo-biologist because there were so few exos that nobody could prove me wrong.”The exo-biologist and the aliens discuss human oddities for eight and a half light years, before their software is corrected. They leave, only to return to obtain a nuclear weapon to destroy the hated Mouse people.About the AuthorDavid White is a former newspaper reporter and company spokesman. He lives in Texas with his wife Nadine, who makes great chicken and dumplings and carrot cake. He states, “When I was editing the book, I knew what was coming, but I would still laugh.”