Dissus 2030 — Edward Drobinski

After years of uncontrolled immigration, the US is taken over by foreign Muslims, who are in the process of establishing worldwide Sharia law. Ralph Modesto, a rich white devil and operator of burner #5 at Humbletown's Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Crematorium franchise receives an e-mail from local authorities charging him with an unspecified act of terrorism, forbidding him to convey this to anyone else. Expecting death or a forever home, being tortured, at Abu Grabby, Ralph has a number of things he'd like to do before his demise, and is curious about who may have finked on him.