Deplorable Me — Kim Cormack

FORCES OF NATURE DO NOT BEND TO THE WILL OF FATE. THEY EVOLVE. BUCKLE UP, DARK FANTASY LOVERS.
An Unapologetically Feral Sexy Scifi Dark Fantasy Thrill Ride!A Female Dark Fantasy Antihero! Let Your Freak Flag Fly!Orin was fine with being a relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist, and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard, jealous. What could go wrong?With their Guardian abilities unlocked in a mystic ritual, the Dragon sisters of Clan Ankh slice and dice their way through the afterlife, saving mortals by comically clearing out demons, and hybrid infestations, triggering powers they have no idea how to use. After the Guardian paternity bombshell, Lexy knows her Guardian sire purposely left her to be tortured for five years so she'd have a shot at surviving Immortal Testing. First-Tier souls need to be broken to be built. They needed a part human, part Guardian and were willing to sacrifice her youth. What does one do with information like that?When your pastimes include murdering two hundred demons at dusk and traipsing through the wilderness as a stone-cold feral assassin for a Clan of immortals, you're waving a red flag. Her Handler was used to it. She was keeping it casual with Orin, and crazy was Tiberius' jam.Will Lexy blow up her Handler bond by succumbing to what's happening with Tiberius?Will she stop biting her friends?Will she go on a feral Dragon murder spree with her sister?Warning: The information contained within this universe is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger a Correction. If you've shown great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by the Guardians of the In-between. You must join one of three Clans of immortals on Earth for your soul's protection. Clan Ankh, Trinity or Triad. They will attach you to your Testing Group. You will be taken to another world and dropped into Immortal Testing to prove that even after dying thousands of times, you comprehend the greater good and would never leave your fallen behind. You will be returned to Earth to serve an eternity with Tri-Clan, training new Correction survivors, maintaining order and protecting the mortal population from themselves. You are still reading this, aren't you? Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Universe.
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