Confessions of a Milkman — Timothy Lea

Fresh, creamy and delicious â€" the milkman who always asked whether they wanted it delivered in front or round back…

Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.

‘It's terrible what you milkmen do to get business,' she says, squirting another load of foaming suds into the bath. ‘You stop at nothing, do you?'

I don't answer her at once because it had never occurred to me that there was a business angle to what I am doing â€" or about to do. â€¦ There was I, feeling a bit guilty about being on the job when I should be on the job, and all the time I am on the job â€¦ with this happy thought bubbling through my mind I step forward briskly.

Also Available in the Confessions… series:
CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMP
CONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MAN
CONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINK
and many more!

Reviews

"Porn for all the family" Davina Belling

‘Rather cunning' The Independent

About the author

Christopher Wood is a British screenwriter and novelist best known for the erotic ‘Confessions' series of novels and films written under the pseudonyms 'Timothy Lea' and ‘Rosie Dixon'. Under his own name, he adapted two James Bond novels for the screen: ‘The Spy Who Loved Me' and ‘Moonraker'.