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Children's Riddles, Jokes and Tongue Twisters — R.J. Parker
Kids of all ages will love this compilation of 250 riddles and jokes that will have them laughing and sharing with their friends. These are all clean jokes and enjoyable.
BONUS: At the end of the jokes & riddles, there are several tongue twisting short stories that children will love.
Review " I BOUGHT THIS FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO IS 8 YEARS OLD....SHE IS USING HER READING SKILLS WITHOUT REALIZING IT. SHE'S LEARNED HOW TO TELL A JOKE AND PUT EMPHASIS ON THE PUNCH LINE.. FUN TIMES AND GREAT BOOK.... ALOT OF JOKES AND RIDDLES."
School Jokes....
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
BONUS: At the end of the jokes & riddles, there are several tongue twisting short stories that children will love.
Review " I BOUGHT THIS FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO IS 8 YEARS OLD....SHE IS USING HER READING SKILLS WITHOUT REALIZING IT. SHE'S LEARNED HOW TO TELL A JOKE AND PUT EMPHASIS ON THE PUNCH LINE.. FUN TIMES AND GREAT BOOK.... ALOT OF JOKES AND RIDDLES."
School Jokes....
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
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