Captain's Day — Terry Ravenscroft

At Sunnymere Golf Club meticulous plans put in place by club captain Henry Fridlington and his good lady wife Millicent ought to have guaranteed that his Captain's Day would be the best day of his life. However Henry has recently enforced a strict ‘no swearing on the golf course' policy, a policy which has not gone down at all well with the membership â€" and a policy which is largely instrumental, along with more than a little help from Henry himself, in ensuring that far from being the best day in his life his Captain's Day turns into the very worst day of his life. Read extracts from Captain's Day on the topcomedy website.