Bumface — Morris Gleitzman

Bumface! That's who Angus wants to be. He dreams of being bold, brave, wild, and free. Like the pirate in the stories he tells his younger brother and sister.

Instead Angus is just plain tired from changing nappies and wiping food off walls.

His mum calls him Mr Dependable, but Angus can barely cope. Another baby would be a disaster. So Angus comes up with a bold and brave plan to stop her getting pregnant.

That's when he meets Rindi. And Angus thought he had a problem.