Boyfriend in a Bottle — Shona Husk

Be careful what you wish for. It might come with an expiration date...

Josie s well-meaning friends just don t get it. It s not that she s overjoyed to be thirty-two and celibate since her boyfriend dumped her. She d love to settle down, but she refuses to settle for just any man. After all, better single than a sucker. Nevertheless, she humors her friends and follows the instructions attached to the gift they ve given her a beautiful bottle from a new-age shop. Lick, and the perfect man will appear.

It works. The naked man she finds tied to her bed is everything she s ever wished for. Except Mr. Perfect comes with a time limit.

Kede is tired of living life by the hourglass. Once, fulfilling the desires of the women who freed him was enough, but now it s just another job. Josie is different, though. She sees him as a real man a man she wants for all time.

Kede wants more than a moment. He wants a chance at life outside the bottle, and he wants a life with Josie. But he belongs to the goddess Inanna, and his time is running out Warning: This title contains a little magic and a lot of wish-fulfillment sex. It also contains a perfect man created by a goddess solely for a woman s pleasure, and it may cause you to feel compelled to lick strange, random bottles in search of your own Inanu.