Name: Booty Business
Author: Mason Abel
ISBN: 9781432712204

Published:

Dec-2008 (Hardcover)
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General Fiction
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188
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It was a simple plan. All but the intended victim had a choice: add to the pain and pass it on, or take the fall themselves. Bubba is a builder with a big problem.

Excerpt from ACT II, Scene VI

BETTY: Honey, this is a trick to trap us! We need the help of a lawyer.

BUBBA: Bunch of crooks would screw up an ice cream party!

BETTY: Some attorneys are dishonest, but a good one is a godsend.

BUBBA: A good lawyer is an accidental moron. Shakespeare had it right: The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers. Some shyster picking my pocket is not what I need.

BETTY: What you need is humility and some sense. The line you love so well was spoken by a criminal who feared punishment, and the word is oxymoron.