Be Careful What You Fish For — Shawn MacDonald

Leroy and Lenny Lipschitz manage to offend everyone they meet, so when one of them ends up dead, John Smith isn't terribly surprised. He is surprised to be the one to find the dead body. When he'd wished for some excitement in his life, he hadn't meant for that excitement to center around finding a corpse. He also hadn't meant for that excitement to revolve around Herb, Thurston's oldest living bachelor, and his sordid love life. And he certainly hadn't meant for that excitement to mean that he was once again looking suspicious in the eyes of the local law enforcement. By the time he finds a second dead body, he is seriously regretting ever trying to turn his dull life around.