Andrew Cleese and Ms Lyon — Sahara Kelly

Not all wizards are brilliant and legendary. Some, like Andrew Cleese, are sometimes a wee bit inept…a fact his mother likes to point out. A lot. Right after the part where she mentions his lack of a wife, for the twenty-seventh time that day.

When Andrew's kind heart gets him a wish granted by a fairy, he realizes he's on the road to heaven - as represented by Ms. Demetria Lyon, the woman of his dreams. Sadly, his dreams didn't include her personality, which makes a cactus look like a cuddly toy.

It's up to Andrew to help Demetria become the woman she's destined to be. And also help himself to the endless bliss of her bountiful charms. And if he can do both without being skewered or castrated it'll be a good day…and possibly a Happily Ever After for both of them…