A Moderne Guide To Witchcraft — Greg Wagner

Imagine a very special book, a secret and powerful book, full of magic and the knowledge of the ancients.Travel with this book as it passes through the hands of some of the most notable historical figures, Constantine the Great, Charlemagne, Leonardo da Vinci, and Aleister Crowley. From 300 AD and the newly created capital of the Holy Roman Empire, across the Mediterranean, Europe and the Atlantic Ocean to North America where it eventually winds up in the tiny town of Armadillo, Texas in the present day.Meet Claire Wisinski, middle-aged, divorced, brewery worker and dreamer. She finds the ancient tome at a yard sale and along with her two best friends Becky and Laura Beth, set about unlocking its secrets. Things go pretty well for their efforts, until the book’s use catches the attention of the Heavenly Host and then all Hell breaks loose.Enter sixty-seven-year-old Susan Linkinogger, reluctant Madam, Voodoo Princess, and Zombie Killer. She senses the book’s presence too and Heaven help us because it just might take all her ladies of the night, several hundred rounds of incendiary shotgun shells and maybe even a little bit of angel magic to save the town of Armadillo from the looming apocalypse.* WARNING*This story contains sexual innuendo and occasional use of the word sperm.If either of these offends you, please do not buy this book. You won’t like it.