A Hole in Heaven's Gate — Michael Jones

“So you're saying, you've broke in there, and messed with people, and nothing happened?”
“Yeah! It was awesome!”
“Hmmm… I don't know. I can't imagine you could even get a good reaction out of the good ol' emotionless prigs.”
“Yes, but that's the funny part, I think I can break them down, and give them some character.”
At that he just laughed, “oh Alan.”
“What” I questioned.
“So you're trying to break into paradise to give the people there more character?”
“No! Of course not. You were just saying it would be impossible to get a reaction out of them.”