1000 Severed Dicks — Matt Shaw

If you have ever been cheated on, you know how much it hurts. Your soul feels as though it is literally ripped straight from your body, along with your heart. Your heart, dropped to the floor and stamped on with the biggest of shoes, squashing it flat and causing it to burst a good few feet in all directions. It feels as though you'll never be able to trust anyone again. It feels as though you'll never recover and - who knows - maybe you won't. That's why he does what he does. It's for people like you. Using fake profiles on the various dating sites, he hunts for the cheats. Those dirty dogs looking for an easy lay despite having a partner waiting for them at home. Then, when he finds them (and he always does) he makes a date to meet. He puts on his best outfit, sure to impress, and digs out his leather bag of various torture instruments. Their night of planned fun soon turns to one of horror and pain and blood - so much blood. It's the least they deserve.