Pity Parade — Whitney Dineen

Trina Rockwell here. You know, your favorite TV host from Midwestern Matchmaker? While I've been setting up Midwestern singles for seven years, I've not had any luck finding myself a guy. My last great encounter was a year ago when I bid on a date with billionaire Heath Fox at a charity auction. But then, after a great date and an even better good night kiss, Heath told me he wasn't looking for a relationship. Super. Now that Midwestern Matchmaker has been cancelled, my producer has got it into his head to do a new show where I'm the one who finds love. He wants to set me up with a bunch of B-List celebrities, the likes of which have me considering joining a convent. There's only one thing I can think of doing and that's finding a boyfriend for real. The last thing I expected was for Heath to come back into my life and cause trouble.