Patchwork — Wade Rideout

School has been a nightmare for Timothy Jordan. Jimmy O'Hooligan just won't leave him alone. From fart bombs to atomic wedgies, it's just one thing after another. So when a stranger asks Tim if he'll retrieve a key for him in return for a wish, Tim figures he could use it to get back at that snot nosed punk of a bully. Little does he know that entering the grave will lead him into another world, one full of strange and eerie creatures that inhabit a harsh and twisted land. How hard can it be to get a key he thinks? Pretty hard. Especially when the entire underworld is out to stop you.