Confessions of an Ice Cream Man — Timothy Lea

The women melted at his feet - one lick at a time!

Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.
It's amazing what Ice Cream men will do just to sell a 99 Flake…

Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is just seconds away.

In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that's always one life on the credit side.

‘You ! ! ! !--'

‘Now girls,' I say. ‘You mustn't--' I reach for my trousers and turn round to see--blimey!