The Girl Who Chased Snowflakes — Richard Hennerley

WARNING: CONTENTS NOT AS SWEET AS PACKAGING MAY INDICATEDid you know that you began your existence as a random handful of atoms, coalescing together after journeying across the vastness of the Universe and when God saw you he was so moved by your beauty that he tore a piece off himself and placed it inside you?Did you know that as you read this the Blind Old Weaver Of Fate is Clumsily Spinning Together the threads of your life and that the Greedy One Percent are plotting to steal everything you have?Did you know that Fairies live for exactly 897 years and 13 days and that when they cry, their tears turn into diamonds? And why exactly do they steal human children. and what do they do with them?