Ring for Jeeves — P.G. Wodehouse

'It might possibly assist your lordship if I were to bring a small bottle of champagne to the library.' 'You think of everything, Jeeves.' It was some minutes later, as Jeeves was passing through the living room with the brain-restorer on a small tray that Destiny came in through the French window ...Confusion, panic, and disorder are all averted if you Rang for Jeeves.