Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin's Dead — Pat G'Orge-Walker

In this hilarious and heartwarming new novel, Pat G'Orge-Walker of Gospel Today Television returns with the parishioners from the Ain't Nobody Else Right But Us -- All Others Goin' to Hell church, while introducing another congregation of crazy characters from the No Hope Now -- Mercy Neva house of worship. When Sister Betty sets out on a charitable mission to deliver three million dollars to a religious conference, can chaos -- and laughter -- be far behind…?

Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin' was so good with the smooth words that she sometimes surprised herself. She adjusted the microphone again and for about the fifth time since the program started, she pulled something from another silver-foiled wrapper and slipped it into her mouth.

“I have one other announcement to make. Some of you may know and then some of you may not have read the church bulletin with big, bold black letters across the first two pages. Today is my seventy-first birthday.”