Fantasyball — Mike Miller

"I'll touchdown-dance on your grave." A deranged madman has kidnapped the world's greatest football players for his own personal amusement. Not content to simply watch them play from the sidelines, this fiendish maniac has devised a bizarre contest to pit these gridiron greats against each other in a deadly battle for their very lives. Battling lethal robots, diabolical traps and vicious monsters, this team will not be playing real football. They must fight to survive the ultimate game of fantasy football.