Call Waiting — Michelle Cunnah

If he's going to call, he'll do it by Tuesday to ask you about Saturday ...
If it works out on Saturday, he'll want to see you Wednesday ...
And after over eight months of dating bliss, he should at least ask you to move in with him ...

1. Do not call lovely, lovely friends to whine incessantly about Claire Palmer, Jack's gorgeous, full-breasted boss.
Must develop stiff upper lip.

2. Do something worthwhile and humanitarian to earn rest of inheritance from women's rights pioneering auntie. First part of inheritance: 9 1/2 long strong inches of fence post to which Auntie Alice chained herself ... I know! Join HUSSI -- Hoboken United Sisters Suffragette Institution. Perfection!