Cover Art — Michael Patrick Lewis

What kind of lackwit moron would even think this was publishable? It’s terrible!- Ebert & RoperYou woke me up for this crap? Seriously?- Gene SiskelThis guy paid me $150,000 to say something nice about this book. I'm sorry, man, I'm just going to have to give you your money back.- Floyd MayweatherAlmost as much fun as getting a root canal without anesthesia while lying on a bed of nails...- Rolling StoneI’m the manager in charge of the book reviews department. Unfortunately, after reading this, my employee committed suicide.- New York Times