Heidi Not Long Nose Little Leg! — Michael Murray

HEIDI NOT LONG NOSE LITTLE LEG! is the second book by humourist and Ryan Gosling look-alike Michael Murray. This book, this small, fragrant piece of heaven, is told by Heidi, a ten-year old Miniature Dachshund. Heidi is all of that and a bag of chips. She knows it. She owns it. But after being kicked out of two packs, Heidi has decided to look inside and trace her roots as she quests for a greater understanding of the universe and herself. "Heidi have past. Not like to talk about it. But Heidi not always super deluxe sexy Miniature Dachshund you see now. Heidi not always alpha.Heidi kicked out of two packs. Very stupid packs, is true. But still, make Heidi think. Maybe Heidi need to look inside? Maybe now that Heidi 10, Heidi need to choose new path. Heidi doubt it, but Heidi open to new things! Heidi not binary. Heidi Good Dog!! If decide to come with Heidi on investigation of self, meet by river in deep dark.Bring meat." -Heidi