Heaven Is A Deal — Michael Gerber

When a four-year-old boy's supposed recollections of Heaven burn up the bestseller lists, Mitch and Griselda Creepo become determined to experience their own financial Rapture. The only trouble is, they don't have a little boy, and their daughter Hayden is, well, slightly Satanic. But they could always "borrow" one of Griselda's preschoolers...

A side-splitting (and entirely unauthorized) spoof by one of America's bestselling parodists, Heaven Is A Deal wittily skewers fundamentalist Christians chasing for money and power, all in the name of Jesus.